Clothing for crabs

I'm nearly there with my designer badge and tackling the design an outfit clause here. I love it when you see sketches that are so gorgeous you want to frame them. Sadly, my attempts are so crap that I want to hide them at the bottom of the bin but, in the interests of badge accountability, I'm putting this effort out there.

So to the making. I had a lovely, drapy viscose that I thought would well for the floaty cap sleeves. I found it tricky to work with as it's a bit slippery. I also made an error of judgement by putting the interfaced yokes on the inside. My bloke has put the tin hat on this coxkwomble of a top by pointing out that the notch I cut in the neck (why did I think that was a good idea?) isn't symmetrical. If asked, I'm calling it asymmetric but hoping standing sideways will deal with the issue. If you see me impersonating a crab, you'll know why.